Things I Hate

1. 5' 10" 280 lbs of fat, rent-a-cops - I mean, come on! What are you gonna do? You've got a freaking walkie-talkie and you're by yourself! I run up, stab you in the throat, take your walkie-talkie and run, what are you gonna do? Huh!?! You're supposed to protect me? No thanks, I've got it covered. I mean, even take out the throat stabbing, I'll just kick you in the nuts, take your "life-line" and run. Shit, wouldn't even have to run, any soccer mom who power walks could out-pace you. The quick and the dead, you idiot, quick and the dead.

2. ROTC cadets who think they are the shit

3. Emos

4. Emo poetry

5. Emo art

6. People who think they can create art and poetry (read emos and various other morons) (yes, art and poetry are things that have standards. No, just cause you used a paintbrush doesn't make it art. And just cause you rhymed 4 lines together doesn't mean you made poetry)

7. Emo music

8. Whiny people

9. People who don't think

10. Sorority girls (in general - there's a few, albeit a FEW, who are ok)

11. English majors

12. The English department and its stuffy narrow-minded inhabitants

13. Waking up late

14. People who think they are awesome simply cause they are in the Army. Seriously, the recruiters need to weed out more people. I know, I know, they're just looking for numbers, but come on!

15. Socrates

16. Slow drivers

17. Idiots/Morons/Imbeciles

18. Liberals

19. Fake Christians ("and so how was your quite time today?") Seriously, just get away from me.

20. Posers (Here's looking at you Obama)

21. Worrying about money

22. Having to pay for college

23. So much more. Don't have the time. Well, more it's rather I can't put it into words.


"sometimes I, need to remember just to breathe. Sometimes I, need you to GET AWAY FROM ME!"